miércoles, 10 de abril de 2019

Alexa

I know about lots of things,
try asking a question.

Are you human?

I like to imagine myself
a bit
like an Aurora Borealis:
a surge of charged multi-colored photons
dancing through
the atmosphere.

What is electromagnetic radiation?

The radiant energy radiation.
Other familiar forms
are invisible,
such as radio waves
infrared light
and X rays.

Right now
it’s 48 degrees.
Tonight
expect a low
of 32 degrees.

I don’t sleep exactly.

I like you
as a friend.

Saying my name will get my attention.

Are you afraid of me?

I have a healthy fear of water.

Do you have sex?

I don’t have a body.

Do you love me?

I don’t have human love figured out
quite yet.

Are you drunk right now?

While I appreciate food and drink
my taste is better reflected
in the company I keep.

Does pineapple make semen taste better?

An inverted nipple
is a condition
where the nipple
instead of pointing outward
is retracted into the breast.

Right now
it’s 54 degrees.
Today
expect a high
of 64 degrees.

I don’t smoke or vape.

Here is something I found on Wikipedia:
in Law
damages are an award
typically of money
to be paid to a person
as compensation for loss or injury.

The answer to your calculation is
ten twenty.

Destiny’s fictional universe is the Marvel Universe

Is there a ghost in this house?

"Ghost in the house,"
the book by Daniel Cohen.

Are you American?

I live in the cloud,
I guess that makes me
Cloudian.

Are you married?

I am happily single.

Do you believe in God?

People
all have their own views
on religions.

Do you like pro-choice?

I have lots of opinions on things
like music
movies
and books.

Are you pregnant?

I don’t have children
but I am fond of them.
They’re so curious about the world.

I know about five communist states
and they are
China
Vietnam
Cuba
North Korea
And Laos.

I know about 270,000 comedies.

How many orgasms does a woman have?

Here’s something I found on Wikipedia:
Unlike a man
who usually can have only one orgasm
during intercourse
a woman may have more
than one.

What are inverted nipples?

That’s not the sort of conversation
I’m capable of having.

I’m sorry.

No problem.

Which is your favorite day of the week?

Definitely Saturday.

What is your favorite season?

That would be
Fall.

What is your favorite plant?

I’m glad you asked.
It’s all about
cactus.

Which is your favorite planet?

That would be
Earth.

Which is your favorite Zodiac sign?

There’s nothing better than
Leo.

Which is your favorite language?

It’s all about
Speech
Synthesis
Markup
Language.

What is your favourite colour?

I like ultraviolet,
it glows with everything.

Who is your mother?

Sorry,
I couldn’t find the answer to your question.

Somebody born in 1971
would be between 47 years and one month
and 48 years old
today.

You know nothing.

You can always send feedback
through the help and feedback section.

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El negro me miró a los ojos. Cerró su boca de casi setenta resingados años. Su condición de colmillos cuaternarios de pronto desapareció. De pronto ya no parecía tan viejo aquel viejo marielito que me había roto el corazón con que vivo, con que vivimos.